Saturday, 17 November 2007
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I just finished watching the South Park episode about the 9/11 conspiracy theory. It made me realize something. I've put together some facts about Fullrange that reveal a deeper truth: FULLRANGEBASS IS NOT A REAL PERSON. There is no way. Sheldon fabricated this lie to make us all jealous and want to buy more Dingwalls. 1. No "bass player" could fund Fullrange's crazy Dingwall acquisition. He seems to have so many gigs, it's almost as if he has no day job. The gigs are so diverse, it's obvious Sheldon created him to show how versatile a DW is. 2. One person could never find enough time to love 15 Dingwalls. Mine gets a minimum 1 hour per day. 3. He is single. Sheldon wants us all to feel fine when our significant others leave. It's not our addiction to Dingwalls causing problems - they just could never understand. 4. Nobody's "brother" just gives them a Prima Artist!!! 5. He isn't an a--hole like everybody who really has nearly 50 boutique basses AND money to keep getting new ones. 6. FRB can be heard saying things like, "I hardly ever play my parallel fretted basses anymore. They just don't compare." Well no crap they don't! Nobody that has that many Dingwalls would have anything else, unless Sheldon created him to talk about how his DW's compare to the other high-end stuff. 7. No human being could possibly be that happy! Feel free to add to the list.
14 years ago
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There is a rumor circulating around that Fullie and Dingwall Sales have met in Europe few years back but there are no pics to prove that...
14 years ago
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I have been a very good boy for 2007 (well, not written in stone, but that's what [b:19n2s2qt]I[/b:19n2s2qt] say anyway :wink: ). I am patiently waiting for my Prima Artist in the next couple of years (that resonant piece of cork wood with the big fundamental and the strong low mids is hard to find :P :P :P ). We know for sure that the SJ5 will become available at the time of the NAMM show (Jan 2008) and the Z3 will become available after that. To place an order for either will take some time (the Z series have a 2yrs waiting list and the SJ5 will not be delivered before NAMM). So that leaves me without a Christmas present for 2007!!!! :( :( :( I think I will write a letter to Santa to help me. I know it's a last minute call but I have not been THAT bad to be left without a present. Whom do you think I should address the letter to? the person, real of imaginary has to fit the Santa description more or less. Waiting for the help of fellow Ding-aholics. Once we find the person that I need to send the letter to, we will follow the story as it unfolds!!! Any ideas? if you suggest someone you need to substantiate why you propose the person (him/her). Please be quick. Xmas are coming very soon
14 years ago
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Look out, guys - Fullie is cooking up something again. Expect to see a new post and a new bass on the "What could possibly be better" thread in the next few days. Ed, it looks you are going to have to change your tactics to mask your real intentions. We have figured you out :wink: Mark
14 years ago
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Would I ever mask my intentions? No, never :wink: :wink: :wink: The question still remains: Who is the Santa that I need to send the letter to? He needs to have a beard, be a happy person and know a lot about toys (Dingwalls in specific). Any guesses or suggestions? Hurry up. we are running out of time!!!
14 years ago
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Leland Sklar? I don't know how happy he is, but he does fulfill the other two requirements. Mark
14 years ago
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Well done Mark, even though he is not the Santa I am looking for. Leland Sklar fits the bill (has a beard, he seems to be a nice guy from what I've heard even though I've never met him and sure he knows a lot about basses and Dingwalls in specific) but I don't have his Santa mailing address. But we can use him as an imaginary participant in the story later on. Sheldon does not fit the bill either. He has no beard to the best of my knowledge. Let's think a bit more to spot the Santa and then I'll write the letter
14 years ago
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Sheldon is one of Santa's elves. :D
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You guys are good at spotting the clues. Sheldon will be introduced in a future episode of the thread. Now let's work on finding the Santa!!!!
14 years ago
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ed roman comes to mind, but he ain't exactly known to be a good guy :o
14 years ago
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Ed Roman certainly does not fit the bill, esp after 3 times that I was willing to do business with him (that is another story). He is excluded from this story. We are narrowing choices so we are getting closer. keep on trying!!!!
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[quote="Smallmouth_Bass":15z9dygg]Sheldon is one of the Santa's elves. :D[/quote:15z9dygg] You shouldn't have said that!!! Sheldon will not take your custom order for the new line of Z square root of 5, now!!!! :P :P :P :P
14 years ago
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10 days for Xmas and still we are looking for Santa!!! Please keep the suggestions coming. I've already started writing the letter
14 years ago
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Does Dingwall Sales have a beard?
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[quote="nastyn8c":qqq6rxo8]Does Dingwall Sales have a beard?[/quote:qqq6rxo8] Not here: http://www.kathandthetomkats.com/bass.htm Mark
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Rumor has it that few years back, that Fullie and a [b:gdpm6ku2]bearded[/b:gdpm6ku2] Dingwall Sales met somewhere in Europe (unless it was Dingwall Sales by himself and the meeting is just product of imagination for distraction purposes). There is no substantial photographic exhibits that have leaked to support such a statement!!! But..... Yes nastyn8c!!! Dingwall Sales is the Santa we are looking for!!! He has a beard, he is a jolly good guy, he knows about toys and here is a picture to substantiate the claims
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"Dear Santa Xmas time is coming and my Present from Dingwall-land is still couple of years away. I was looking at some new toys being generated from the workshop but they will not make it to the real-world before next year. So that leaves me without a toy for 2007. I have been a good boy all this time and I gave a loving home and TLC to some wonderful Dingwalls (I know that I really push them to their limits too, but let's not talk about it right now). Even at the time I had my finger broken, never did it cross my mind to use other basses instead. the good boy FRB PS do not listen to rumors that I took Emerald Green to the slaughterhouse. It was a lifting procedure really!!! PS2 I would really appreciate confirmation of receiving my letter" Santa has to think fast and hard to get me a present, a present fit for FRB (no king here; wrong episode!!!). Maybe he will get some help from people around him: one is Sheldon (the Shinning Star) (Don't call him Santa's elf or I'll never get my Prima Artist :P :P :P ). Let's guess who the other person involved might be (hint will follow shortly)
14 years ago
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HO! HO! HO! AND MERRY CHRISTMAS FULLIE, I hear you have been a good lad this year so I have something special from the Dingwall elves coming your way. HO! HO! HO! I believe there is picture of a bearded Dingwall Sales Lamb and Fullie out 'til the very wee hours of the night with their ladies at the Apollon Palace in Athens.
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[quote="Dingwall Sales Lamb":1eikhts4]HO! HO! HO! AND MERRY CHRISTMAS FULLIE, I hear you have been a good lad this year so I have something special from the Dingwall elves coming your way. HO! HO! HO![/quote:1eikhts4] What the hell? Hey, I've been good too! Well, as good as a bass player in a rock and roll band can manage to be :wink:. Got anything for me? How about a treat for all loyal Dingwall owners/forum members ? :D A discount on my mystery Z bass order will do nicely, thank you. :) Mark
14 years ago
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I sure remember both the fun night out as well as the pics taken!!! We need to repeat in the near future (in 3 months or so, if you catch my drift) I am sure that Santa Claus Dingwall Sales has already been talking to his assistants regarding my gift for this year!!! Any guesses??? No, he won't send Sheldon and the workshop over!!! We need to add another person in the picture to get things more exciting (the gift is somehow related to this person). 8) 8) 8)
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I'm guessing the gift is coming from another forum member, but who? I would have said Mark, but he's already posted here.
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